Written and Directed by David Frankel

Guest starring Tamara Craig Thomas as Jamie, Lynn Clark as Heather, David Packer as Rick

Co-starring Nando del Castillo

Thumper: "Why am I so different than them? Why haven't I ever had a serious relationship that broke up? How come I never had a serious relationship period?"

Jamie: "My mother always said, never go out with a man better looking than you are."

Heather: "Everybody makes mistakes. That's why I love working with clay. If you're disappointed, you just pound it a few times and start over."
Rick: "She pounded me a few times and we started over."

Jamie: "The truth is, I was falling in love with Thumper. Who knows, maybe I'd always been in love with Thumper and it just took that fight with Nestor to make me realize it."
Thumper: "Thank you, Nestor."

Thumper: "She just doesn't do it for me. I mean, the periscope doesn't go up for her."
Susan: "Maybe you don't want it to go up."
Thumper: "See, that right there is proof that you don't understand men."

Susan: "It's hard to be honest with the people you're close to."
Matt: "It's harder to get them to listen."

Matt: "I can't believe Susan wears lace panties. She seems more like a good ol' fashioned cotton girl."

Thumper: "For the first time in my life I made love to a woman and tried not to think about baseball."

Rick: "I wept through the whole thing."
Matt: "Who dreamed he's be such a weeper."