Written and Directed by David Frankel

Guest starring Gladis Jimenez, Carolos Gomez

Also starring Peter Paul de Leo as Emilio, Adriana Schreiner as Rosalie

Co-starring David Caprita as Walter, Myk Watford as Jermo, Damaris Justamante as Clerk, Ed Amatrudo as waiter, and Cisco as deputy

Featured Music: "Avalon" by Roxy Music, while David and Susan are dancing at the wedding

Susan: "The closet space is incredible."
David: "Well, I was sort of hoping for more of a view."
Susan: "I really want closets."
David: "Well, I really want a view."

David: "Emilio studied cooking for years in Paris where he fell in love with French women."
Emilio: "I became strangely attracted to women who don't hsave their body hair. It's hard to find the woman of your dreams."
Susan: "It's harder to find the apartment of your dreams."

Rosalie: "We made love in the afternoons, and always after I would cry tears of happiness."
Thumper: "I've been with a few criers. It's kind of disturbing."

David: "Here we are, toasting two of the happiest and possibly most reckless people on earth."

David: "I can be talked out of anything with sex."
Thumper: "With women it's shoes. Go figure."

David: "So I'm sitting there with this diamond ring in my hand and my heart pounding in my chest..."
Thumper: "Why do guys get all nervous? Most girls want that ring so bad they can taste it."
David: "And I'm thinking, do I just hand it to her? Do I get down on one knee?"
Thumper: "I say toss it in a cup of ice-water and let 'em bob for it."

Matt: "That ring was like the Maltese Falcon. It brought them nothing but grief."

Carlotta: "I was very clear with Felix that I had no intentions of resuming our relationship."
Felix: "I still remained hopeful."
Thumper: "He still remained scary."

David: "Lord knows the world needs more hats."

David: "What makes anybody think they're ready to get married?"
Thumper: "Alcohol's probably a big factor."

David: "It's not a good sign when all you sex is make-up sex."

David: "What's really sad is I'm thirty-six years old and suddenly I have no idea what I'm doing with my life."
Susan: "Well, you could always go back to being a lawyer."
David: "I'd rather stick a fork in my eye."
Susan: "Well, now you got a lot of extra forks to do that with."
David: "Thanks."

David: "I took that job in L.A., 'cause it's like, you know, warm there."