Written and Directed by David Frankel

Guest starring Nina Garbiras as Yancy

Also starring

Debbie Campbell as Gina
Bob Small as divorce lawyer
Sherry Harper as Nikki

Co-starring

Tian Kitchen as girlfriend #1
Magda Hernandez as girlfriend #2
Zoe Somers as girlfriend #3
Gwendolyn Osborne as girlfriend #4
Cisco as Deputy

Matt: "We never had big ugly blow-out fight, we just pecked each other to death."
Yancy: "It got to the point where his idea of a loving gesture was to leave a mint on my pillow."

David: "You're naked with this person you're just not used to being naked with."
Susan: "I told him to pull the shades and turn the lights off."
David: "I said no to the blindfold."
Susan: "That's the only thing he said no to."

Gina: "He said, 'Goodnight, I'll call you tomorrow.'"
Thumper: "I said I'll call you. I didn't say tomorrow. I NEVER say tomorrow."

Thumper: "She just seemed so helpless."
David: "Thumper in a mall. That's my idea of helpless."

Thumper: "I just wish all the sex were worth all the hassle."

Thumper: "It's not a date."
Yancy: "I hope not, otherwise I'd have to sleep with you and never hear from you again."

David on Thumper: "He is capable of love. I mean, I know he loves golf."

Yancy: "I'm so attracted to you. And I feel really comfortable with you. How do you feel...?"
Thumper: "Aroused."
Yancy: "You're a jerk."
Thumper: "Yeah, but I kiss good."
Yancy: "Yeah, well you should, you practice enough."

Thumper: "We just have a really good time together. I don't want to do anything to mess that up."
David: "Don't worry, you will."

Thumper: "I once got kicked in the crotch playing soccer in high shcool. And I tried breathing deeply, I did a few knee bends, but in the end I just had to lie in the grass until the pain went away. That's how I felt after Yancy."